A serious letter...

Swag kids often come in clans.

Dear Call of Nobody Swag-420-Qs kids,

You people are probably worse than campers. Why is it that you brag about your death to kill ratio or online rank? People do have a life outside of Call of Nobody, did you know that? You just join the match and rage every time you get killed by a camper or your kill streak gets interrupted. And us, your poor teammates, have to deal with your LOUD and SQUEAKY KIND WORDS that you spew out of your very clean mouth.

There has not been a single week where I have not come across one of you! It is really disgusting for you to pick on the fresh low rank noobs. Is it because they “suck”?  Or is it because you’re jealous of those who can enjoy the game while losing? I would like to know.

One humiliating fact about you people is that you brag about your skill in Call of Nobody. I remember a time where a friend of mine said to one of you that this game takes no skill, then he was slaughtered by your comments. It is funny that you think this game requires skill. As a result of that we, the normal people, call you "tryhards.” It is just staggering how you try to impress everyone in the game lobby with your “skill” in the game. But at the end of the day, nobody cares who you are or what you are capable of in the silly game. Heck, the game is called “Call of Nobody.”

Face it, it is just a silly game that has no positive impact on your future. Games are made for entertainment and that is it. Or maybe the photons in the UV range benefit you? I don’t know.

There is absolutely no need to be angry, you should seek help if you do.

Sincerely,

Human.